
South Padre Island where 75,000+ spring break students
rage on the 5 mile strip. Only 30 miles from Mexico you can party
in 2 nations at the southernmost US Spring Break Destination - South
Padre Island! With accommodations in South Padre Island ranging from
low cost party hotels to 12 person luxury condos on the beach.
South Padre Island Spring Break is the most famous “drive
down / road trip” destination in the US, with wide sandy beaches,
and a warm Gulf climate that’s often in the 80’s during
spring break & very predictable. Past acts on Spring Break in
South Padre have included 50 Cent, Puddle of Mudd, Fat Joe, Fabolous,
and MTV Spring Break Undercover, as well as the famous Coca-Cola
Beach Stage Area. Plus, enjoy exclusive W.Fish events with celebs
from both the Showtime Network & MTV Road Rules & The Real
World at Club Chaos, and killer side trips such as the Mexico Border
Bash & Party Yacht Cruise at Tequila Frogs!
Why choose a South Padre Spring Break?
- Huge condos sleep up to 10 each – bring everyone this year
to South Padre Island for your Spring Break!
- South Padre Spring Break road Trips are low-cash & easy to
afford.
- South Padre Island is a 2-nation vacation – Mexico is just
35 minutes away.
- Spring Break in South Padre Island is clean & safe. - South
Padre Island is the #1 Spring Break destination in the US
- South Padre Island hosts over 100,000 spring break students per
year in March alone!
- Fly, drive, or take our luxury motorcoaches to South Padre Island.
- A South Padre Spring Break has safe, good American food that
won’t make you sick during your Spring Break.
- Your cell phone & health insurance will work on your South
Padre Spring Break..
- All flights to South Padre Island are on Continental or American
scheduled air – no South Padre Island Spring Break delays.
- All South Padre Spring Break bars & clubs are 18 to party,
21 to drink in South Padre Island.
- Kegs & alcohol are legal on the beach in South Padre Island,
save money on your South Padre Spring Break.
- South Padre Island is the southern most point in the continental
US = warm weather on your South Padre Island Spring Break.
Personality types / vacation selection for South Padre Island:
South
Padre Island rocks because:
- The price, genius. $200-$500 to drive down. You can also fly
there, or take a motorcoach.
- Condos with kitchens & living rooms
(plenty of room to hook up, and to party folks). Hotel rooms
suck compared to a 3 bedroom condo!
- Money. The cheapest place to
go. You can cook in your kitchen, you can bring your own beer
in, etc. Kegs are also legal on the beach.
- Minors can get into the
clubs. It’s 21 to drink, but 18
to party (only 17 to party if you have an Inertia Party Package,
FYI)
- Safety. It’s in the US. Your cell phone & health
insurance work.
- Some
parents are cool with spring break, but against leaving the country,
and we get that.
- Near Mexico. If you’re a minor, you can
ride the Inertia Border Bash Bus to the border & get your drink
on. You don’t
need a birth certificate or passport either, only a valid drivers
license or state ID.
- The weather. It’s further south than
Miami, Florida. The weather in Panama City or Daytona typically
sucks in March. Those destinations are also thugged out. Padre
isn’t.
- Lastly….over 75,000 students go there for Spring Break – HUGE.
South Padre Island blows because:
- It’s not 18 to drink.
- It lacks tons of great clubs & bars. (there’s a few
though(
- Not Mexico hot.
- The traffic really blows. That’s why location IS key in
Padre
- The TABC. These are the Texas booze police. They like to dish
out tickets like candy. If you’re in your condo, you
are 99.9999% safe….it’s the .000000001% to at least
consider!
Hook up Factor:
Girl to Guy Ratio:
35%
girls
65%
guys
Girls…did you see that?!!
A final word here:
Come
on. You’re on our website. But objectively speaking,
if you
even look at someone else’s trip to South Padre, why?
Did you know that 7 other student travel Companies sell our Package
here? Well, they do. We’re not naming names, but why in the
hell would they pick us? Because we are Padre baby.
If you book with someone else, we’ll see you at our Party.
So sorry! You’re Welcome at our events, because We Party!
Spring Break!
You will notice that our travelers will cut our 4000+ people event
lines, so expect a 30-45 minute wait to get in, and a $20 cover charge,
because that’s
what we charge each night, toots!
Is
that other Company giving you fast food meals free? Gross. Are
they selling you a hotel 3 miles from Tequila Frogs or Club Chaos?
Jeez, are you sure you want that?
Selecting a hotel or condo in South Padre Island:
Ladies & Gentleman,
it matters more in South Padre than anywhere else, because the strip
is 5 miles long, and traffic comes to a stand still Texas week. But
you have your car, right? DUI. Spell it out. And, the traffic just
doesn’t
move, so you can’t even get a cab. Don’t be misled about
a “free
shuttle” – it’s called The Wave, and it only runs
during the day.
Sure,
most of the good condos cost more…but if you can walk everywhere,
think of the time & aggravation that will save you. People
forget how much they’ve
paid once they get there, so try to talk your group into spending
more than
they really wanted….you’ll be glad you talked them into
it.
Really
quick, we’ll recommend a few…this list is NOT exhaustive…but
based on location, and being on spring or grad break, these are where
to stay:
(if you’re not a spring breaker, avoid these!)
Money
is not an issue Baby!
- Saida
Towers - Hands
down, the best place to stay. Next
to the Sprite Re-mix beach on the ocean,
and the Radisson. We like the Radisson
too, but a full on condo at Saida
is cheaper than a standard hotel room, and
security aren’t dinks.
- The
Radisson - We
don’t even offer it, but if you’ve got $300 a
night, it’s sweet. Packed. NO OUTSIDE BOOZE
OR BEER – Beware!
- Sunchase
IV - Want
the nicest room / condo suite you’ve ever
in your life stayed in? Drop the jaw plush & pimp.
Go all out. Location is a 10! 2
levels, ocean front, some units are $1 million plus
in value. Daddy sez yes!
Money matters, but we still want it on the beach & nice:
- Aquarius - A
cheap 2 bedroom condo on the beach in a
superb location. Make friends on the first day
with the front desk guy, or they can be
jerks about bringing your spring break date back
Put me in a great location, low price:
- Fisherman’s
Wharf - On the lagoon side, but the room all
have a kitchenette,
and as long as you aren’t causing damage,
you can party here.
- International -
1 bedroom condos beachfront. Location is a 5 though,
located by the Bahia Mar.
Gotta
be the cheapest possible or we can’t go:
- Gulfview - Location
sucks, but the room/condos there are
actually really nice. Good pool, 1000 feet
to the beach.
Honorable
Mention
- Bahia Mar Resort - Location
is a 1 (1 being the worst). But there IS a party up there
breakers!
When you arrive in South Padre Island:
Hey,
most of you will just drive down. Watch your speed south of Harligen,
and east of Brownsville. The 5-0 are waiting you, and we mean it.
If you’re going
even 1 mph over the speed limit, you’re getting an unpleasant
welcome surprise,
called an expensive-ass ticket.
If you fly in, all of the valley regional airports (McAllen, Harlingen,
and Brownsville) are small, nice, and quite new. We offer transfers
as an option to all of our trips for just $29 per person, that’s
half off! If you’re going down on your own, you can arrange
for transfers for about $60-$80 each from Go with Jo! Travel (www.gowithjo.com)
(800.999.1446). Jo is the cheapest way to go.
Forget about taking a cab Diddy, because that’s about $80
each way.
If you come down with W.Fish Tours, just look for the Go with Jo!
Rep, and they’ll direct you to the shuttle. Listen to when
they say that they are going to be picked up at the end of your
trip, or you’re screwed. The ride is long…plan for
about 2 hours from the time you get your bags to getting to our
check in, which can take awhile because we check in 1000+ students
per week. No worries, we have free beer at our Welcome Party while
you wait for your turn!
Being prepared to be patient will make you and your group have a
much better start to their vacation.
Party Packages:
Buy
one. Buy the best one offered. While laying out $100 right away sucks,
these packages are time-tested, and offer a good value. We don’t
care if
you’re traveling with us or not, you should buy one no matter
what. A
cover charge in South Padre will run you $10-$20 per night, depending
on if you’re
21 or not. It’s always $5 cheaper if you’re 21…but
you’ll never pay less than
$10.00 this year, so be prepared. With a party package, your cover
is obviously
free.
Also,
once you do, don’t think that “you’re done spending
money” because this is
spring break, and drinks in Padre will run you $12.00 each (now,
they’re 44 oz., and
have 7 or 8 shots in them!) so…plan accordingly. Pre-party
in your condo to
save some cash.
Spending Money:
Guys: Bring
a minimum of $250 USD or don’t go.
Girls: Bring
a minimum of $250 USD or don’t go.
Once you get to our office to check in:
We
require two open credit card vouchers per room for excessive damages.
Also, we take photocopies of each person staying in the room’s
ID.
If you’ve booked your own vacation without Wicked
Fish Tours….be ready for some unpleasant, and unexpected
or hidden “fees.” These typically are as follows:
- Cleaning: $30.00
- Booking
Fee: $50.00
- Linen
Fee: $25.00
- Tax: 13.5%
- Security
Wristband Fee: $25.00
per person or more
- Processing
fee: $15.00
- Refundable
Cash Damage Deposit
$$$: $50.00 per person, $100.00 per person if you’re
a Mexican national, or under 21.
We’re always amused when people call us at Wicked Fish Tours
to tell us that “they’ve gotten a better rate elsewhere.”
Really? Well, after you add all those junk fees in, we always have
a lower rate.
If you have a condo:
Be
aware of the fact that condos do not have daily maid service, so
Nazi-guard your
towel for the week. You’ll also need to plan on leaving the
place clean, because
you’ll get charged for “excessive cleaning,” and
the towels….yeah, they
charge about $20 each, so don’t use them on your shoes.
The Beach:
While
we understand your need for a “romantic” spring break
walk at night, South
Padre is truly the ONLY destination that really is safe at night
to be
on the beach (not in the water dumb ass, the beach). So, get your
groove on,
remember, what could be finer than being tanked on cheap liquor and
going for a moonlight stroll with your one night stand? Throw your
protection away when you’re done, that’s gross.
Nighttime:
Stay
in groups. Be realistic…people hook up on spring break, it
happens (wow, are
you surprised)…just have one person you are with as a buddy
that knows where
you are going. We know people lie because they don’t want others
to know that they are hooking up, but seriously….just have
one person that you
trust to tell. If you ARE the buddy, don’t make moral judgements
that might
cause your hooking up friend to lie to you. However, if someone is
so intoxicated that they don’t know what’s up…help
them please.
Thank
God, in South Padre Island, your cell phone will work. Use them.
The Wave Bus:
The
Wave comes about every 45 minutes along Padre Blvd, you can pick
it up at
The Sunchase Mall, the Bahia Mar, or The Blue Marlin Grocery Store.
It’s
free….but….only runs during the day, and is slow as
hell.
The Cabs/Taxis:
Are
dirt cheap in South Padre. Plan on spending about $2.50 each to go
one way,
anywhere. But….during the middle two weeks in Padre, they
won’t take you
to the South end of the island by the Saida or Radisson because traffic
is so jacked up, you can’t move.
Restaurants:
See
our yellow pages on South Padre Island for more details Really quick:
Nice,
expensive:
- Joseph’s
Restaurant - Right
on the ocean, 100% of it rocks. Our Favorite. $20/person
Middle
of the road price but good:
- Konami
Sushi – Sushi
- Amberjacks – good
/ decent seafood
- Schlitterbahn’s
Shrimp Haus – Fried shrimp best on the island, easily
- Louie’s – great
fajitas on special.
Cheap
- Rovan’s
Bakery – surprisingly good
- Sunset
Deli – Sandwiches homemade & delicious
Nightclubs:
See our yellow pages on South Padre Island for more details. Fast:
- Chaos - Newest club in South Padre. 3 floors, 8 bars, largest
nightclub in the state of Texas. Big lines on W.Fish nights Saturday
& Mondays
- Tequila
Frogs - On
the lagoon. Famous for Wet-T Shirts. Sunday is their biggest night,
also Thursday they rock the party
- Louies - On
the lagoon….but too many locals for our taste. Over priced
everything, and no contests. A dj, liquor, and locals, what else
do you need I guess.
- Club
202 - On
the lagoon, smaller, more intimate. Great mardi gras on Wednesday
night, Real World MTV cast is there. They have the cheapest beer & liquor
prices of any spring break bar, which is big time good thing!
Pre-party
Bars:
- Quarterdeck
at the Radisson - Busy
year-round, too. If you’re 30+, good scene. Dancing.
- Jake’s - Great
food here, we missed them. Draft beer always cold
- Club
202 - Do
a sunset happy hour, 6 beers $5.00. Not a misprint.
Side Trips:
Do
at least one of these. I know you’re going to get bombed every
day, but seriously,
we are talking about some of the best beaches, and clearest water
in the ENTIRE world…so take advantage!
- Surfing
Lessons - Includes
a long board, wet suit, and lesson with Resident Inertia Pro
Surfer Gene Gore (takes the ladies out), and his paddle board champ
wife Rachel (takes the boys out, she’s not hard on the eyes
fellas!) $30.00 ½ hour lesson. They run www.spadre.com as
well. South
Padre Surf Company.
- Mexico
Border Bash - Includes
Round Trip luxury motorcoach from South Padre to Brownsville,
Texas, and full American staff. In Brownsville, you’ll walk
across the international bridge (no passport or birth certificate
required, just a drivers license). Includes 2 clubs open bar, all
you care to
drink for 2.5 hours, safe staff, and ride back. $30.00. Night event,
an Inertia Tours exclusive. We’re not only the original Company
providing this, we’re the only one.
- Dolphin
Watch Tour - Aboard
the glass bottom 60 foot Getaway. 2 levels, narrated tour. One
of the wonders of nature, SPI has the most dolphins in the wild in
North America. You are 100% guaranteed to see them! Bring your camera.
They have a sweet souvenir picture in front of the yacht when you’re
done for $5, and it’s actually worth it. Provided by www.breakawaycruises.com.
Year round. $20.00
- Party
Yacht Cruise - Includes
cover charge after to Tequila Frogs, and Inertia Tours exclusive
event, since we’re the only Company big enough to pull it off
right. 2
hours with beer, contests, music, and more. $25.00
- Fishing: Is
expensive, but INCREDIBLE. If you have a large group, it can be less
money to do it. Expect to pay $60-$200 per person to go for the
boat, equipment, and some beer. Offered as a discount for coming
down with Inertia by www.breakawaycruises.com
- Day
Shopping Trip to Mexico - provided
by our affiliate Original Tours and close Inertia friend, Chris
Brandriff. Chris is an island native, and can tell you anything about
Mexico & South Padre. Includes a guided tour, round trip motorcoach,
and you can buy a meal at Garcias at your own cost. $30.00
any day, Inertia’s office can set it up cheaper if you stop
into Sunchase Mall at our office.
- Jet
Skiing: You can rent equipment at Palm Street Pier by Tequila Frogs.
$35-$50 for a Half hour. Check the equipment over though, or you
could get charged if
something was broken when you bring it back.
- Parasailing: NOTICE:
Only do this with www.breakawaycruises.com.
They are super safe,
coast guard approved Captains, and it’s the ONLY Company our
owner will allow students to consider for safety reasons. Offered
year round
for $70 for a tandem (that’s right, you can go up with a friend!)
off the back of a boat, you don’t get wet, and no dangerous
beach landings.
You’ll need a non-windy day, or they will not take you up.
Take $20 off the retail price if you stop by our office at Sunchase
mall.
A
note about air travel to South Padre Island for year round guests
not on or considering an Inertia Tours trip:
Check www.southwest.com airlines
into Harlingen, Texas if you have a Southwest gate at your nearest
large airport, they are dirt cheap to South Padre Island if you book
it early enough.
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