When
selecting a Tour Company:
Inquire
whether they are members of the Better Business
Bureau. You can check them out by going to
their website, figuring out what State that
they are incorporated in (their mailing address),
and then going to www.BBB.org and doing a
search on them. Having a clean, or satisfactory
report is what you’re looking for. By
the way, it doesn’t mean all that much…but
it’s far better than traveling with
a Tour Company or Travel Agent that has an
unsatisfactory one, right?
Avoid
or beware of any claims of “Zero Complaints”
with the BBB…because you are either
a.) satisfactory or b.) unsatisfactory.
Another
key accreditation (there are about 20 you
can look at…but…) is the ASTA,
or American Society of Travel Agents. They
have a code of Ethics that their members must
follow.
If
you are booking with a travel agent, check
the above, but also, ask them whom they are
using for their tour Company. Check BOTH out.
There
are, as previously noted, about 20 accreditations
that a Company can obtain. Really, you just
pay a fee, and you’re in. That’s
not really the best way to determine If they
are good or not.
A
couple more things:
You
and your friends call their office at the
same time….figure out what happens
when you do….are they using call waiting
(might be a home office), or do they have
a professional phone system, where they can
put you on hold? This matters, because it
indicates financial stability, and is good
sign that they are able to provide you a good
trip.
Ask questions. Ask a lot. Ask about clubs,
parties, is your hotel guaranteed, etc. If
your questions are answered fluidly without
problem, that’s a good thing, if they
are stumbling around….they might be
rookies.
South Padre Island where 75,000+ spring break
students rage on the 5 mile strip. Only 30
miles from Mexico you can party in 2 nations
at the southernmost US Spring Break Destination
- South Padre Island! With accommodations
in South Padre Island ranging from low cost
party hotels to 12 person luxury condos on
the beach.
South
Padre Island Spring Break is the most famous
“drive down / road trip” destination
in the US, with wide sandy beaches, and a
warm Gulf climate that’s often in the
80’s during spring break & very
predictable. Past acts on Spring Break in
South Padre have included 50 Cent, Puddle
of Mudd, Fat Joe, Fabolous, and MTV Spring
Break Undercover, as well as the famous Coca-Cola
Beach Stage Area. Plus, enjoy exclusive Inertia
events with celebs from both the Showtime
Network & MTV Road Rules & The Real
World at Club Chaos, and killer side trips
such as the Mexico Border Bash & Party
Yacht Cruise at Tequila Frogs!
Why
choose a South Padre Spring Break?
Huge
condos sleep up to 10 each – bring everyone
this year to South Padre Island for your Spring
Break!
South Padre Spring Break road Trips are low-cash
& easy to afford.
South Padre Island is a 2-nation vacation
– Mexico is just 35 minutes away.
Spring Break in South Padre Island is clean
& safe. - South Padre Island is the #1
Spring Break destination in the US
South Padre Island hosts over 100,000 spring
break students per year in March alone!
Fly, drive, or take our luxury motorcoaches
to South Padre Island.
A South Padre Spring Break has safe, good
American food that won’t make you sick
during your Spring Break.
Your cell phone & health insurance will
work on your South Padre Spring Break..
All flights to South Padre Island are on Continental
or American scheduled air – no South
Padre Island Spring Break delays.
All South Padre Spring Break bars & clubs
are 18 to party, 21 to drink in South Padre
Island.
Kegs & alcohol are legal on the beach
in South Padre Island, save money on your
South Padre Spring Break.
South Padre Island is the southern most point
in the continental US = warm weather on your
South Padre Island Spring Break.
Personality types / vacation selection for
South Padre Island:
South
Padre Island rocks because:
The
price, genius. $200-$500 to drive down. You
can also fly there, or take a motorcoach.
Condos with kitchens & living rooms (plenty
of room to hook up, and to party folks). Hotel
rooms suck compared to a 3 bedroom condo!
Money. The cheapest place to go. You can cook
in your kitchen, you can bring your own beer
in, etc. Kegs are also legal on the beach.
Minors can get into the clubs. It’s
21 to drink, but 18 to party (only 17 to party
if you have an Inertia Party Package, FYI)
Safety. It’s in the US. Your cell phone
& health insurance work.
Some parents are cool with spring break, but
against leaving the country, and we get that.
Near Mexico. If you’re a minor, you
can ride the Inertia Border Bash Bus to the
border & get your drink on. You don’t
need a birth certificate or passport either,
only a valid drivers license or state ID.
The weather. It’s further south than
Miami, Florida. The weather in Panama City
or Daytona typically sucks in March. Those
destinations are also thugged out. Padre isn’t.
Lastly….over 75,000 students go there
for Spring Break – HUGE.
South Padre Island blows because:
It’s
not 18 to drink.
It lacks tons of great clubs & bars. (there’s
a few though(
Not Mexico hot.
The traffic really blows. That’s why
location IS key in Padre
The TABC. These are the Texas booze police.
They like to dish out tickets like candy.
If you’re in your condo, you are 99.9999%
safe….it’s the .000000001% to
at least consider!
Hook up Factor:
Girl
to Guy Ratio:
35%
girls
65% guys
A
final word here:
Come
on. You’re on our website. But objectively
speaking, if you even look at someone else’s
trip to South Padre, why?
Did
you know that 7 other student travel Companies
sell the Inertia Package here? Well, they
do. We’re not naming names, but why
in the hell would they pick us? Because we
are Padre baby.
If
you book with someone else, we’ll see
you at our Party. So sorry! You’re Welcome
at our events, because We Party! Spring Break!
You
will notice that our travelers will cut our
4000+ people event lines, so expect a 30-45
minute wait to get in, and a $20 cover charge,
because that’s what we charge each night,
toots!
Is
that other Company giving you fast food meals
free? Gross. Are they selling you a hotel
3 miles from Tequila Frogs or Club Chaos?
Jeez, are you sure you want that?
Selecting
a hotel or condo in South Padre Island:
Ladies
& Gentleman, it matters more in South
Padre than anywhere else, because the strip
is 5 miles long, and traffic comes to a stand
still Texas week. But you have your car, right?
DUI. Spell it out. And, the traffic just doesn’t
move, so you can’t even get a cab. Don’t
be misled about a “free shuttle”
– it’s called The Wave, and it
only runs during the day.
Sure,
most of the good condos cost more…but
if you can walk everywhere, think of the time
& aggravation that will save you. People
forget how much they’ve paid once they
get there, so try to talk your group into
spending more than they really wanted….you’ll
be glad you talked them into it.
Really
quick, we’ll recommend a few…this
list is NOT exhaustive…but based on
location, and being on spring or grad break,
these are where to stay: (if you’re
not a spring breaker, avoid these!)
Money
is not an issue Baby!
Saida
Towers - Hands down, the best place to stay.
Next to the Sprite Re-mix beach on the ocean,
and the Radisson. We like the Radisson too,
but a full on condo at Saida is cheaper than
a standard hotel room, and security aren’t
dinks.
The Radisson - We don’t even offer it,
but if you’ve got $300 a night, it’s
sweet. Packed. NO OUTSIDE BOOZE OR BEER –
Beware!
Sunchase IV - Want the nicest room / condo
suite you’ve ever in your life stayed
in? Drop the jaw plush & pimp. Go all
out. Location is a 10! 2 levels, ocean front,
some units are $1 million plus in value. Daddy
sez yes!
Money
matters, but we still want it on the beach
& nice:
- Aquarius
- A cheap 2 bedroom condo on the beach
in a superb location. Make friends on
the first day with the front desk guy,
or they can be jerks about bringing your
spring break date back
Put
me in a great location, low price:
- Fisherman’s
Wharf - On the lagoon side, but the room
all have a kitchenette, and as long as
you aren’t causing damage, you can
party here.
- International
- 1 bedroom condos beachfront. Location
is a 5 though, located by the Bahia Mar.
Gotta
be the cheapest possible or we can’t
go:
- Gulfview
- Location sucks, but the room/condos
there are actually really nice. Good pool,
1000 feet to the beach.
Honorable
Mention
- Bahia
Mar Resort - Location is a 1 (1 being
the worst). But there IS a party up there
breakers!
When
you arrive in South Padre Island:
Hey,
most of you will just drive down. Watch your
speed south of Harligen, and east of Brownsville.
The 5-0 are waiting you, and we mean it. If
you’re going even 1 mph over the speed
limit, you’re getting an unpleasant
welcome surprise, called an expensive-ass
ticket.
If
you fly in, all of the valley regional airports
(McAllen, Harlingen, and Brownsville) are
small, nice, and quite new. We offer transfers
as an option to all of our trips for just
$29 per person, that’s half off! If
you’re going down on your own, you can
arrange for transfers for about $60-$80 each
from Go with Jo! Travel (www.gowithjo.com)
(800.999.1446). Jo is the cheapest way to
go.
Forget
about taking a cab Diddy, because that’s
about $80 each way.
If
you come down with W.Fish Tours, just look
for the Go with Jo! Rep, and they’ll
direct you to the shuttle. Listen to when
they say that they are going to be picked
up at the end of your trip, or you’re
screwed. The ride is long…plan for
about 2 hours from the time you get your bags
to getting to our check in, which can take
awhile because we check in 1000+ students
per week. No worries, we have free beer at
our Welcome Party while you wait for your
turn!
Being
prepared to be patient will make you and your
group have a much better start to their vacation.
Spending
Money:
Guys:
Bring a minimum of $250 USD or don’t
go.
Girls: Bring a minimum of $250
USD or don’t go.
Once
you get to our office to check in:
We
require two open credit card vouchers per
room for excessive damages. Also, we take
photocopies of each person staying in the
room’s ID.
If
you’ve booked your own vacation without
Wicked Fish Tours….be ready
for some unpleasant, and unexpected or hidden
“fees.” These typically are as
follows:
- Cleaning:
$30.00
- Booking
Fee: $50.00
- Linen
Fee: $25.00
- Tax:
13.5%
- Security
Wristband Fee: $25.00 per person or more
- Processing
fee: $15.00
- Refundable
Cash Damage Deposit $$$: $50.00 per person,
$100.00 per person if you’re a Mexican
national, or under 21.
We’re
always amused when people call us at Wicked
Fish Tours to tell us that “they’ve
gotten a better rate elsewhere.” Really?
Well, after you add all those junk fees in,
we always have a lower rate.
If
you have a condo:
Be
aware of the fact that condos do not have
daily maid service, so Nazi-guard your towel
for the week. You’ll also need to plan
on leaving the place clean, because you’ll
get charged for “excessive cleaning,”
and the towels….yeah, they charge about
$20 each, so don’t use them on your
shoes.
The
Beach:
While
we understand your need for a “romantic”
spring break walk at night, South Padre is
truly the ONLY destination that really is
safe at night to be on the beach (not in the
water dumb ass, the beach). So, get your groove
on, remember, what could be finer than being
tanked on cheap liquor and going for a moonlight
stroll with your one night stand? Throw your
protection away when you’re done, that’s
gross.
Nighttime:
Stay
in groups. Be realistic…people hook
up on spring break, it happens (wow, are you
surprised)…just have one person you
are with as a buddy that knows where you are
going. We know people lie because they don’t
want others to know that they are hooking
up, but seriously….just have one person
that you trust to tell. If you ARE the buddy,
don’t make moral judgements that might
cause your hooking up friend to lie to you.
However, if someone is so intoxicated that
they don’t know what’s up…help
them please.
Thank
God, in South Padre Island, your cell phone
will work. Use them.
The
Wave Bus:
The
Wave comes about every 45 minutes along Padre
Blvd, you can pick it up at The Sunchase Mall,
the Bahia Mar, or The Blue Marlin Grocery
Store. It’s free….but….only
runs during the day, and is slow as hell.
The
Cabs/Taxis:
Are
dirt cheap in South Padre. Plan on spending
about $2.50 each to go one way, anywhere.
But….during the middle two weeks in
Padre, they won’t take you to the South
end of the island by the Saida or Radisson
because traffic is so jacked up, you can’t
move.
A
note about air travel to South Padre Island
for year round guests not on or considering
an Inertia Tours trip:Check www.southwest.com airlines into Harlingen, Texas if you have
a Southwest gate at your nearest large airport,
they are dirt cheap to South Padre Island
if you book it early enough.